Thursday, September 25, 2008



It is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, when you're 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least:

I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


Dolly said...

This is from the senior-clean jokes site that I love!!

Mechelle said...


Lisa Loo said...

I have received this in emails before--I laugh evertime. I feel like it should be my blogger profile!

Anonymous said...

funny Dolly!!!!

i love your sense of humor!!!!

McEwens said...

TOO FUNNY!!!!!! Bummer I should have read this BEFORE i went walking today!

McEwens said...

PS I LOVE David Archelta~ I didnt know he had two songs out!

Mikki said...

So funny! Thanks, I needed to laugh.

Earle Family said...

Okay... that makes sense (About Roch's family). Whew... I was worried something new had happened. Thanks!