Exercise
It is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, when you're 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least:
8 comments:
This is from the senior-clean jokes site that I love!!
OH SO FUNNY! M
I have received this in emails before--I laugh evertime. I feel like it should be my blogger profile!
funny Dolly!!!!
i love your sense of humor!!!!
TOO FUNNY!!!!!! Bummer I should have read this BEFORE i went walking today!
PS I LOVE David Archelta~ I didnt know he had two songs out!
So funny! Thanks, I needed to laugh.
Okay... that makes sense (About Roch's family). Whew... I was worried something new had happened. Thanks!
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