(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. That will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "I don't think so"! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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So true. And I am guilty as charged.
That's great! I'm with the cartoon mom...15 min of peace or 15 min of help with cleaning and i'm a happy camper!
Hey, I dig the profile illustration. It is like 1970's ish. Any story behind it????
Hope you are well. I have been out for a while, but plan on getting my blog on from here on out...and checking on yours too.
Have a fun Halloween!
That's funny. Those are so true!
I want 15 minutes of peace ... anywhere! m
where was this list 19 yrs. ago???
Ha ha Dolly. I say I am going to get some milk and hide in my car for 2 hours sometimes. I just go to the river and chill. My husband is like- where have you been? Hmm...
Love them thanks :)
So true!
LOL These are so true!! and so funny. Men totally need the guidebook!
Yeah. I'm guilty, too. LOL
SO SO TRUE!!
Great set of words use them daily! I think that is great.
Love your blogging keep up the fun posts!
Oh yeah I totally stole your picture for my blog! Thanks!@
I totally use the "go ahead" with "whatever". As in, my husband says to me last night "So, I'm going hunting this weekend with this guy I met online" (umm?!)--when we're supposed to be buying a matress for the guest room for his brother to sleep on over Thanksgiving... To which I replied "Ok, go ahead, whatever... We'll get it later..." Ok, now I sound mean--I just want our house to look nice for Thanksgiving! I've never hosted Thanksgiving before. YIkes!
wooo hoooo!! ha haaaa! those are perfect!!!!
I had Steve mute the tv so I could read these to him. He shuffled ice during number 5. I calmly stopped, stared at him, and he quit. I told him he didn't want a FINE and walk off. Then I started from #1 to make sure he understood and heard me!
That is GREAT and totally true! I love it!
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